The Official Illustrated We Hunted the Mammoth (formerly Man Boobz) Complimentary Welcome Package!

Welcome to We Hunted the Mammoth Man Boobz! If you’ve received this, you are either new or you have recently de-lurked. Yay!  If you’ve stumbled across this without de-lurking yet, please come back and introduce yourself. Suggested introductory salutation: “Hi, everyone. Shut up, Woody.” Woody is a particularly tedious MRA troll and Paul Elam fanboy, so saying this will definitely start you off on the right foot.) Some of the regulars have created a package to make you feel welcome, and to introduce you to the origins of some of the inside jokes & references you will see on We Hunted the Mammoth Man Boobz.

Newly illustrated by katz. Click on image for deviantART page.

It consists of an antique misandrist hard chair, matching bath towels, SCENTED MOTHERFUCKING CANDLES, flavored bottled water (your choice of brand and flavor) and cupcakes, delivered by female (whore) penguins in spanx! And a kitty! (Unless you’re a NiceCatPersonTM who has been unfairly furzoned.) Speaking of kitties, if you absolutely must visit some of the sites of the manosphere, I recommend filtering them through meowbify.com  A Voice for Men Misogynists looks particularly good this way.

BREAKING NEWS: Apparently, women wearing pants will bring about the end of WESTERN CIVILIZATION. Cool, right? We need to work pants into this welcome package somehow. The penguins are already wearing Spanx… katz figured it out! We have to put the pants on the kitten!

Speaking MORE of kitties, if you’d like to make yourself a kitty avatar, here are the instructions.  (You can also do this with different pictures, but you are very encouraged to OBEY THE HIVEMIND AND BECOME A KITTY.) (It really seems to enrage misogynists, the time we spend on kitties here.)

To further assist you in making sense of the stories we tell here, we strongly encourage a quick perusal of NWO’s Big Book of Learnin’.  It is not for the faint of heart, for it is a glimpse into the mind of a former We Hunted the Mammoth Man Boobz Troll of the Year, one of the most-mockworthy misogynists who has ever existed.

UPDATE: Argenti has left a comment explaining how to format comments on WordPress, if you want to be able to do blockquotes, etc. Check it out down below, and reduce your odds of being gotten by the blockquote monster!

UPDATE #2: Dvärghundspossen has created another female “whore” penguin!

You can see more art by mammotheers manboobzers, and contribute your own, at our deviantART page.

UPDATE #3: It’s a little hard to distill the hilariousness documented in this post by David, but Sarumangry has managed to bottle LIQUID GOLD. Listen to it. Memorize it. Make it your ringtone.

UPDATE #4: Please read this before breaking the first rule of holes! If you’re reading this, you’ve probably already commented. Maybe you’ve lurked for a while, getting a feel for the We Hunted the Mammoth Man Boobz comment section, which is smart — we’re a pretty friendly bunch (with non-trolls, anyway), but we have a decidedly low tolerance threshold for some behaviors that are all too common outside the We Hunted the Mammoth Man Boobz utopia. In particular, ableism. (I hope it goes without saying that sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. are also not at all okay). Specifically, calling MRAs/PUAs/garden-variety misogynists “crazy.” They aren’t crazy, they are morally- and ethically-challenged asshats. The TL/DR of the linked article is here:

Calling violent people “psychos” “sociopaths” “crazy” “insane” or any variation thereof is always ableist. It is harmful, it is factually inaccurate and based on deeply embedded ableist stereotyping and social beliefs about the mentally ill.

Avoiding the word “crazy” isn’t something we do because we’re the language police, or because we’re polite, or because we’re “sensitive” to the hurt feelings of those poor, poor people (who manage to deal with mental illness without harming other people, like other decent human beings). We do it because misogynists — whether or not they are mentally ill — are douchebags, and we’re not interested in making excuses for them, or in treating people with mental illness like we treat people who make poor ethical/moral choices. Misogynists deserve judgment & mockery; people with mental illness do not. It is harmful to people with mental illnesses to be compared to misogynists. You can find an interesting discussion of these issues on this thread.

Sometimes new commenters say “MRAs are crazy!”and get treated with patient explanations of why that’s the wrong way to view misogynists. But honestly, it’s been happening a lot recently, so commenters might not get a patient response, and shouldn’t expect one.  Think of it this way: You just harmed people we care about. When you do that, even unintentionally, you need to apologize.

Enough with the updates already!

In conclusion, especially from me, here is a spinning seal: