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Pube Terror, and its many sequels (brought to you by Golden Retrievers)

One day, Diogenes the Cynic dropped in to share a little note from his boner: Oral is impossible on a woman who doesn’t trim well. lowquacks helpfully points out some other universal human experiences: It is impossible to kiss a … Continue reading

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MRA History Lesson, part 2: Pre-Prehistory

Shiraz offers up our next installment of MRA history: …I keep thinking about how all the meteorites that wiped out the dinosaurs was somehow the fault of the female dinos. See, the females were such cockteasers, the male dinosaurs were … Continue reading

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