Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn defended his show’s tendency to portray women negatively by arguing that women “damage” men. After all, he said, “I never got my heart broken by a man.”
I’ve never had my heart broken by a toothbrush. Either they are the most remarkable thing on Earth or they didn’t have the occasion because I never was in love or even in a relationship with one.
I’ve never been lied to by the king of Morroco!
I’ve never been betrayed by people living in Taïwan!
I’ve never been disinherited by my neighbor!
I’ve never been insulted by a mouse!
I’ve never been hit by my teachers!
Well stop with that shaming talk. If you’ve never had your heart broken by a toothbrush, it’s just because you’ve never met the right toothbrush! Once that happens, you too will write anti-toothbrush plot lines for terrible sitcoms.
The title of this post makes me think it’s a good idea to put this here: