NOTE: These posters are parodies of posters created by A Voice for Men. None have been endorsed by A Voice for Men.
So, I said on November 27 that I would be back “tomorrow” with more AVfM poster mockery, but … well, what can I say. I’m here now. And there are lots more posters! I’m going to share them in smaller chunks, because I am sensitive that some people may have slower internet connections lazy.
Lets start with one I missed. wesleyv offers up this fine contribution:
Napoleon does not approve.
katz, who like all fine digital artists uses Microsoft Word running in Windows 3.1, has another inspiration:
“Demented Clippy is AMAZING.”
myoo acknowledges that, when constructing a Men’s Rights poster, coherence is your enemy:
Well? Am I right?
Ostara summons the trolls, and 4 minutes later a MRA named driversuz drops by to poop in the thread with a link to a disturbing post in which she wants to marry her son or something. I didn’t read it. But Ostara is clearly a visitor from THE FUTURE who can tell us what is to come.
Troll #2, The First Joe (we’ve met him before) arrives and begins a roller coaster ride alternating between jocularity and impotent rage. He starts by explaining the “semiotics” of the AVfM “princess cupcake” poster which clarifies … well, nothing. And then he goes into “ARGLE BARGLE” mode, saying
No, fuck off. I am well aware that not one of you Manbbobzers would give a flying fuck if a man were slitting his wrists right in front of you
Oh yeah? Well, Tulgey Logger knows a few things about The First Joe!
I know for a fact that The First Joe would gladly bathe in the blood of a virgin sacrifice, given the opportunity. Indeed, he would commit no less than ten arsons and three petty thefts to see a sequel to The Dark Knight Rises. There’s really no point in arguing with such a depraved soul.
And
If I were eating a bucket of live hamsters, The First Joe would be like “Yo, can I have one?” and I’d be all like “Sure” and then he would take, like, three.
And that’s not cool.
katz reminds us about proper hamster-eating etiquette:
Srsly, everyone knows that you take one hamster. Where are your manners, Joe?
I try to defend Joe:
Wait, are the hamsters buttered? Because if they are buttered, I think Joe1 limiting himself to just 3 delicious hot buttered hamsters is showing tremendous restraint. Just saying.
Creative Writing Student documents the well-known feminist penchant for killing, buttering, and eating hamsters.
Feminists hate male hamsters
More posters to come!
Yay, hot buttered hamsters!
OMG! Chortle.
Clippy knows what’s up with feminism and women! I think that one is my favorite, although myoo’s presumably hand-drawn Scented Femicandle really got me, and overall has the zen of incoherence necessary for good Mensrightsactivism.