NOTE: These posters are parodies of posters created by A Voice for Men. None have been endorsed by A Voice for Men.
So, I said on November 27 that I would be back “tomorrow” with more AVfM poster mockery, but … well, what can I say. I’m here now. And there are lots more posters! I’m going to share them in smaller chunks, because I am
sensitive that some people may have slower internet connections lazy.
Lets start with one I missed. wesleyv offers up this fine contribution:
katz, who like all fine digital artists uses Microsoft Word running in Windows 3.1, has another inspiration:
myoo acknowledges that, when constructing a Men’s Rights poster, coherence is your enemy:
Ostara summons the trolls, and 4 minutes later a MRA named driversuz drops by to poop in the thread with a link to a disturbing post in which she wants to marry her son or something. I didn’t read it. But Ostara is clearly a visitor from THE FUTURE who can tell us what is to come.
Troll #2, The First Joe (we’ve met him before) arrives and begins a roller coaster ride alternating between jocularity and impotent rage. He starts by explaining the “semiotics” of the AVfM “princess cupcake” poster which clarifies … well, nothing. And then he goes into “ARGLE BARGLE” mode, saying
No, fuck off. I am well aware that not one of you Manbbobzers would give a flying fuck if a man were slitting his wrists right in front of you
Oh yeah? Well, Tulgey Logger knows a few things about The First Joe!
I know for a fact that The First Joe would gladly bathe in the blood of a virgin sacrifice, given the opportunity. Indeed, he would commit no less than ten arsons and three petty thefts to see a sequel to The Dark Knight Rises. There’s really no point in arguing with such a depraved soul.
If I were eating a bucket of live hamsters, The First Joe would be like “Yo, can I have one?” and I’d be all like “Sure” and then he would take, like, three.
And that’s not cool.
katz reminds us about proper hamster-eating etiquette:
Srsly, everyone knows that you take one hamster. Where are your manners, Joe?
I try to defend Joe:
Wait, are the hamsters buttered? Because if they are buttered, I think Joe1 limiting himself to just 3 delicious hot buttered hamsters is showing tremendous restraint. Just saying.
Creative Writing Student documents the well-known feminist penchant for killing, buttering, and eating hamsters.
More posters to come!