Ami Angelwings (ami_angelwings) is making a repeat appearance here, so that I can document her hilarious smackdowns of sexist hashtags on Twitter.
Today’s sexist hashtag is #WhyDoFemales, and here are Ami’s responses to tweets using it.
My nails are made of adamantium. Of course I’m proud of them. RT @Krazykish14 #WhyDoFemales posts photos of their nails?
Powered armor is hard to get into. RT @EvanOrdog #WhyDoFemales take too long to dress up? 🙂
I agree! Let’s make some sci fi for once! 😀 RT @Frankie_LND #WhyDoFemales make dramas out of everything
Yes, it is odd to take something personal, personal. RT @disdickdotcom #WhyDoFemales TAKE GETTIN CHEATED ON SO PERSONAL
Would you rather us put makeup on private vehicles? That would be vandalism. RT @Yaa_01 #WhyDoFemales put their makeup on public transport
I hate to break it to you, but not all of life’s problems can be solved w/ a stovetop. RT @djmarkylee #WhyDoFemales get out of the kitchen ?
I anticipated that. RT @CoreyMiller0 #WhyDoFemales try to think ahead of time
Who wouldn’t want to have Nightwing on their side? RT @EPHmakeherRAINE #WhyDoFemales think that having a Dick will make their life easier…
It’s the seal DNA. RT @IsingMedley #WhyDoFemales like to clap when they get mad?
THIS IS THE WORST HASHTAG EVER! SO UNFAIR! RT @ELVIRASCIGS #WhyDoFemales think to much and make situations bigger so then we get depressed
I hear that we believe everything we hear. RT @ExHael_BullShit #WhyDoFemales. Believe everything they hear!
There are packs of wild Pokemon roaming our bathrooms. Need to stay together. RT @Dr_Prez #whydofemales go to the bathroom together
If it helps. I don’t think you’re my equal. RT @Aledinho_88 #whydofemales think they are equal to males #mistaken #getbackinthekitchen
So we can’t be IDed after the murder. RT @MachineGunGio #WhyDoFemales put too much make up on
awww *hugs* there there 🙂 RT @EPHmakeherRAINE #WhyDoFemales think guys don’t care and don’t have feelings. .
Judging by these other tweets, I thought we complained about girls. @CautiousChary #WhyDoFemales complain about guys so much, it’s annoying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species RT @azzabooth #WhyDoFemales attempted to be the hardest species to understand in the world?
We’ve already conquered the spirit world. RT @BayQTwitAbooty #WhyDoFemales act like material shit is the end,all b all
That doesn’t appear to be a question. RT @Clinty_ #WhyDoFemales this back fat is acceptable wtf, get up go out and run.
Mmmmm your tweet is soooo goooddd…. ohhhhh…. mmmm RT @YoungK_Bagz #whydofemales love to fucking moan so much
Satan given talents are better. @IsingMedley #WhyDoFemales tend to hate on other females when their God given talents are better than hers?
Rutabaga. RT @lilkaygee93 #whydofemales say the same thing to everyone they with
Yes, it is unfair to think an entire gender is a single hivemind. RT @_jadenetherway #WhyDoFemales think every guy is the same?
It’s good for the skin. RT @EPHmakeherRAINE #WhyDoFemales like to fall asleep on the phone
I impress myself every day. I don’t need an audience. RT @ANISNRN #WhyDoFemales always impress themself infront of boys?
You think owning a fleet of star destroyers is unrealistic? RT @ZonaSchultz #WhyDoFemales constantly dream about unrealistic fantasies?
It’s more fun than asking them. RT @Chiko_Suave #WhyDoFemales act stupid questions sometimes?
); RT @SmokiN_ReasonS #WhyDoFemales send the winky face if they not down to fucc?
I HATE YOU! YOUR TWEET IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE! ITS NOT FAIR! RT @JaiBlizz #NotBeingRudeBut #WhyDoFemales get so jealous over nothing?
Doesn’t that actually make SENSE? RT @SmokiN_ReasonS #WhyDoFemales spend hundreds of dollars on club clothes just to hop in the FREE line?
Smartest observation ever. RT @___SimplyALEX #WhyDoFemales always say one thing but mean the complete opposite..
It’s a 300 lb cyborg baby with rocket launchers for hands. RT @R1bikePredator #WhyDoFemales think a baby will keep him ?
Because using mutant piranhas as an excuse is weird. RT @JARRETT #WhyDoFemales Use liquor as an excuse to be a hoe?
If I told you, I’d have to kill you. Then complain RT @Lootune #WhyDoFemales choose a thug over a good guy then complain when they get hurt?
ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS THREE ^_^ :3 😀 RT @IdolizeMAYA #WhyDoFemales think its cute to be LOUD and IGNORANT? Its not. -_-
Hating the same females gets boring after a while. RT @JoeSantagato #WhyDoFemales hate other females?
We need their souls to complete the ritual. RT @TheOmniscient #WhyDoFemales like guys that don’t give a f*ck about them?
Says u. I lost a hand last time RT @MiKa_Frye11 #WhyDoFemales complain about guys asking them to make a sandwich? I mean its not that hard??
B/c only males can truly know anything RT @SupremeJetLife #WhyDoFemales need a man to tell them they’re beautiful to know they’re beautiful?
It’s actually the key to building a giant robot, that’s why. RT @itsChuckie #WhyDoFemales fight for something that isn’t worth it.
I’ll have to ask the hivemind RT @TheJPro #WhyDoFemales Settle for being an option when they can be someone’s priority
I agree. Where’s my mecha dragon? RT @RarePosts #WhyDoFemales go back to the same guy that keep on hurting them? You deserve better.
Magnets. RT @ItsLifeNotes #WhyDoFemales run from the guys who try to make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry?
Because being seen as a gardening tool is weird. RT @Travious_J #WhyDoFemales dress like hoes then get mad when they get approached like one
Squirrels. RT @PraiseIamWorthy #WhyDoFemales Feel They Have to Lie About Not Giving Head ?
To get to the other side RT @SkylarDiFilippo #WhyDoFemales Always fall for the bad guys and friend zone the good guys?
You have us mistaken for emo asteroids RT @TheRealRarePost #WhyDoFemales fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, & care too much?
Sorry your princess is in another castle. RT @RobertoBThyName #WhyDoFemales settle for less than they deserve. You’re a princess.
Here endeth the tweets. Ami is brilliant.