Commissioning Troll Poetry

Another one of Steele/Varpole/Butthorn’s remarks caught my eye:

And soon, I believe, MRA beliefs will gain more clout, while the vile writhing deadlights of feminism fade into nothingness.

So I asked for a volunteer to turn it into poetry, and the talented Tulgey Logger responded:

Like the noble, onward-faring trout,
every day misogyny gains growing clout,
while the vile writhing deadlights
of mixed-metaphor-feminists
fade from the road like a deer in the headlights
suddenly sideswiped
by my semi-truck.

Deer. In the deadlights.

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UPDATE:  We now know that Steele was a sock puppet inside a sock puppet. Or in other words, that Steele was actually the banned Man Boobz troll known as Mr. Al.

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