From our e-book series

Inspired by the Gor-porn currently up* at the A Voice for Men-endorsed Artistry Against Misandry website and by a snippet from asstr.org:

Beth may have been a conservative, intellectual, feminist at heart but her body was that of the hottest stripper or porn star and David sensed there was a caged wild animal just waiting to be released underneath her bulky clothes.

BORDER SECURITY

Beth may have been a conservative, intellectual, feminist at heart but her body was that of the hottest stripper or porn star and David sensed there was a caged wild animal just waiting to be released underneath her bulky clothes.

“Step out of the car, ma’am,” he said.

“No,” Beth said again. David could see it clearly now — the outline of a large, boxy object under her clothes. She was obviously smuggling something. But what?

His heart began to beat faster. He’d been working border security for two years, and hadn’t yet had an incident. He remember the words of his father.

“Son, one day it’ll happen. You’ll have your chance to be a hero.” His father had heaved a sigh. “In my case, it was a family of four, coming from Sonora. Pockets full of tangelos. They said they had nothing to declare — I said they were lying.”

tangelos

He ran one rugged hand wistfully over the scar on his face.

“When your time comes — you’ll know.”

David realized now wasn’t the greatest time to be daydreaming. “Ma’am, I need you to remove that parka right now!”

“Never!” Beth said, jamming her foot down on the gas pedal. The Volvo’s tires squealed. David lunged, just managing to grab hold of the bumper as the car roared away. Through the noise and the heat and the choking dust, he clawed his way up the back of the car, clinging for dear life to the ‘MY BODY — MY CHOICE’ and ‘COEXIST’ bumper stickers. It wasn’t made any easier by the fact that a woman was driving, which meant that the car skidded wildly all over the road and occasionally would even turn around and drive sideways.

He slid through the window and wrestled the wheel away from Beth, but it was too late. The womanliness of the driver had been too much for the car to bear. It bounced end over end and came to a halt upside down in a shallow arroyo.

David was just pulling his gun as the other border patrol trucks arrived, sirens blaring. “I said take your parka off!” he barked. Face twisted with cold feminist rage, Beth complied. Just as David thought — there was a large crate hidden under her clothes.

What was in it? A tiger? A boa constrictor? An ostrich, specially trained to disembowel men with its deadly kicks?

As he cracked open the crate, he heard a meowing. There was nothing in it but fifteen housecatsordinary housecats.

He heard his supervisor sigh from behind him. “You know the drill, David. We have to let her go.”

David’s victory was ashen in his mouth.

“Damn pussy pass,” he thought.

~ BY Leeloo Dallas Multipass

* If you want to see the AAM site for the Gor-porn book, click here.

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