Monthly Archives: July 2012

I Am the Very Model of an Udder Fondler General

NWOSlave, the famed milking machine technician & 2011 Man Boobz Troll of the Year, has inspired much LOLing over the years, both for his own antics and those he has inspired in others. (For example, this NWO-inspired bingo card by … Continue reading

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Manboobzers.

Ami Angelwings sat on her bed chewing on a knuckle. She did that when she was angry, depressed or thoughtful. Right now, it was definitely angry. Beside her, on her night table, sat a framed picture of Kirby Warp, her … Continue reading

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Scented. Fucking. Candles.

(Inspired by this post & this comment by katz) It was a slow day at the office so I was reacquainting myself with my old friend Jack; he doesn’t talk a lot,but he has a way of lifting my spirits. … Continue reading

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Caspar, the unfriendly ghost, tries to start a rap war

Caspar’s original submission: It aint easy bein a dude in a world full of chicks You aint a man, Futrelle, you just a girl with a dick You’re the one with the man-boobs, cleavage a dark chasm Afraid to face … Continue reading

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Home renovation project (a very short story) + one more from a promising young writer

More stories from the author originally inspired by misogynistic Gor-porn and asstr.org: “A teenager who would service his cock as well as other young, beautiful girls? As he registering this fact, he swore his deck grew another inch.” If only … Continue reading

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From our e-book series

Inspired by the Gor-porn currently up* at the A Voice for Men-endorsed Artistry Against Misandry website and by a snippet from asstr.org: Beth may have been a conservative, intellectual, feminist at heart but her body was that of the hottest … Continue reading

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Mission statement!

This blog proudly endorses and displays hilarious works submitted by Misogyny Mockers who comment on David Futrelle’s blog Man Boobz. My experiences on the Man Boobz blog have thoroughly convinced me that those who mock misogyny are both funnier and … Continue reading

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